A fake advertisement
by Berke Breathed of "Bloom County
GENE SIMMONS NEVER HAD A PERSONAL COMPUTER WHEN HE WAS A KID.
How do we know? We know because our own well-documented research
has shown conclusively that a child who lacks his own personal computer
during those earliest school
years will very probably grow up to be a bass
player in a heavy metal
rock band who wears women's fishnet pantyhose
and sticks his tongue
down to his kneecaps
. Just like Gene Simmons
Your child's future doesn't have to look like this.
The Banana Junior 6000 Self-portable Personal Computer System, complete with its optional software
- Bananawrite, Bananadraw, Bananafile, and Bananamanager - is just what your four-year-old needs to compete in today's cut-throat world of high tech
and high expectations.
The Banana Junior 6000...Buy one before it's too late. Gene's mother wishes she had.