One question remains, Do you wipe your ass Standing up or Sitting Down?

The answer at first seems trivial and obvious but if you ask around you will find that many people disagree with you!

Around 40% of the men I surveyed wipe while standing and 50% while sitting, the remaining 10% either refused to answer, gave me a funny look or gave smart assed replies.

Note this survey only applied to men, as women ALWAYS wipe while sitting down