An unfortunate and unavoidable menace for women who wear skirts to work especially in office environments. Aside from runs, nylons are also prone to not fit anyone properly regardless of the fact that your height and weight supposedly are calculatable into one of three sizes.

Because I am tall, most sizes end up stopping at mid-thigh and I run the risk of splitting them apart if I walk too quickly or sit down too fast.

Trust me on this one, gentlemen. The feeling of your ill-fitting nylons ripping in the crotch when you sit down is something you'll never understand.

Larger sizes are often too generous in the leg and the hose end up bunching at my ankles even if I hike the tops up above my tits.

**If you are lucky to get to wear whatever you want to work, please contact me and I will give you my resume.