Nylons, another word for pantyhose
, are horrid
sleeves which are supposed to cover women
so that we look like we have no hair
, like the Madonna
. (See: Madonna-whore complex
, Victorian thought
, Puritanical thought
, and why american women shave their legs
In addition to generally being mal-fitting, they are also likely to cause hygene problems. Women are not meant to have their crotches kept at high temperatures, and nylons trap the heat in there.
The best solution for the problem of nylons is to not wear them. Wear stockings instead. I advise the use of garter belts instead of garters. This doesn't solve the problem of getting runs in your stockings, but it will solve issues about tearing and sagging because of women's clothing size woes (if you get a garter belt with adjustable straps).