Be advised that when you submitted a letter to the Hideous Jabbering Head of Abraham Lincoln, you were not asking advice of an animated GIF file. You were sending a letter to the preserved head of the 16th President of the United States of America. Rest assured that Honest Abe's experience in the White House, as well as his 135 years of perspective on American culture and history from beyond the grave, most of those with his head detached from his body, give him a hard-won wisdom. Know that his advice, laced with a sense of humor that may seem strange to us modern folk, comes from the... well, whatever passes for a heart in a hideous jabbering head.

Chris Black ended this Web site in 2001, but in 2002, he brought Honest Abe back for a short while.