Be advised that when you submit
ted a letter
to the Hideous Jabbering Head of Abraham Lincoln, you were not asking advice of an animated GIF
file. You were sending a letter to the preserved head of the 16th President of the United States of America
. Rest assured that Honest Abe's experience in the White House
, as well as his 135 years of perspective on American culture and history
from beyond the grave, most of those with his head detached from his body, give him a hard-won wisdom
. Know that his advice
, laced with a sense of humor
that may seem strange to us modern
folk, comes from the... well, whatever
passes for a heart
in a hideous jabbering head.
Chris Black ended this Web site in 2001, but in 2002, he brought Honest Abe back for a short while.