I'm on some Starship Troopers-esque planet with bugs.
Me and my group of people find out that the "bugs" on this place are some bastard race of those things from Tremors and those spinny things that were in the sand levels in The Legend of Zelda.
Of course, a few people get munched. We eventually figure out that by cutting out giant throwing star contraptions and wearing them about the boots, the bugs learn their lesson after the first few people that are eaten and the throwing star boots shread their internals.
Every one else lives happily ever after.