Everything Purity Test (thing) by anotherone

Mine, which I foolishly posted under e2 purity test before I knew better:

Section 1: beginnings

Section 2: Nodes

Made a metanode?
Written a daylog?
- regularly?
Written a dreamlog?
- Regularly?
Written a Daily Evil?
- Was it made up?
Have you ever been newsified?
Have you ever submitted an E2 Nuke request?
- For someone else’s writeups?
- For more than 5 things at a time?
Have you ever made a suggestion for e2?
- Was it implemented?
  - Did you code it yourself?
Have you ever Noded for Numbers?
Have you ever noded while drunk?
- On ‘Soft’ drugs?
- On ‘Hard’ drugs?
- Did you make it known in the chatterbox?
  - Were you bragging?
Have you ever added to a GTKY node?
- Did you not realize it was a GTKYN at the time?
  - Did you have it nuked right away?
- Was it vote dumped on?
  - Did you add a writeup specifically so it would be vote dumped on?
Have you ever noded about noding?
- Was it added to everything university?
Have you ever made a nodeshell rescue?
Have you ever made a nodeshell?
- Was it rescued?
Have you ever Autonoded?
- With everyone?
  - With everyone because you didn’t want to ruin your nodefu?

Section 3: Homenode

‘/me misses sensei’?
- Do you really?
A list of your top x ranked nodes?
- Your bottom x ranked nodes?
A homenode picture?
- Do you change it regularly?
- Did you make it specifically for your homenode?
- Is your homenode pic now, or has it ever been, of a cat?
  - Was it not your own cat?
A list of your friends on e2?
- Your enemies?
- Is anotherone on either list? (-100 points, you’re obviously perfectly sane/pure/whatever) (Unless you want to be e2 corrupt, in which case, +100.)
Your email address?
- Is it @everything2.com?
- Is it @geek.com?
- Is it @(your e2 username).com/org/tla?
Your ICBM home address?
- Have you gotten mail?
Your home phone number?
- Has anyone called?
Do you plan on adding this test score?
Do you spend more than an hour a week editing your homenode?
Do you have more than 20 bookmarks?

Section 4: Voting/Experience system

Add one point for each level you are. Level 1, add 1, level 13, add 13.
Do you know your nodefu…
- Without looking?
- To more than one decimal point?
Have you ever…
been XP pack raped?
Committed XP pack rape?
Vote Dumped?
Used an E2 Node Tracker?
- Did you write it?
Bragged about a node’s rep?
- Outside of E2?
Nodevertised?
- Was it voted up?
Used a C! of Death?
- Was it voted down?
Have you ever sold a C!?
- For real money?
Considered buying a C!? Don’t add any points, just /msg me for details.
Considered creating a new user just to vote up your own things?
- did you?
Are you…
- On Everything’s Best Users?
  - Would you like to be?
- P_I?
  - Would you like to be?
- An M-Noder?

Section 5: Real life

Do you know any noders IRL?
Did you meet them after you knew them on E2?
Is your SO on E2? (I mean real SO, who you meet regularly and have been on dates and stuff. Not like, “NoderX is my girlfriend :)”.)
- Did you meet them after you knew them on E2?
Do you own any E2 Merchandise?
- Was it homemade?
Have you ever introduced someone to E2?
- Are they still here?
In order to node, have you ever missed…
- Sleep? (duh)
- Class?
- Work?
- A wedding?
  - Your own?
    - Did you see that question coming?

Section 6: Miscellaneous

Have you ever /msg’d a newbie?
- Are they still here because of your help?
Do you log on every day to more than…
- 5 /msgs?
- 10 /msgs?
- 20 /msgs?
  Double your points if more than half of them are from Cool_Man_Eddie.
Are you listed in…
Did you start any of these?
Have you, in the course of taking this, thought of a question that should be on here?
Are you considered a regular?
Have you ever been made fun of publicly by…
- Dman?
- dannye?
- dem_bones? (publicly, mind you; new users are automatically sent an email from him calling them 'turdnuggets.')
- sensei?
Have you ever used the phrase, “I remember when there WAS no XP. We noded because we LIKED it”?
Have you ever cried at Word Galaxy time?
- Have you ever sent an angry /msg to nate because of it?
Have you ever seen one of your own writeups in Random Nodes?
- Did you comment on it in the chatterbox?
Have you ever softlinked to offend?
- Was it commented on publicly in the chatterbox?
Have you ever invented a term that’s used widely in E2?
Would your life be worse without E2?
Are you mentioned in funny chatterbox snippits?
Have you ever sent a /msg to a bot? (Cool man eddie, EDB, Webster 1913)
- Did you get a reply?
Have you ever fed a troll?
- On purpose?
If you aren't an editor now, have you ever wished you were?
Do you have any devpoints?
- Do you know what a devpoint is?
Does EDB think you look tasty a little too often?

Scoring:

0-1:
BORG MEAT. NEXT!
2-42:
You've been to this site a few times, you might even stay.
42-75:
Yeah, you're cool. You're on your way to pedantry. You might make a lasting impression on this site. Of course, 100 years from now, will it matter?
75-100:
Ok, I respect you. You've obviously devoted some time to this place. You are most likely addicted to E2. Don't fight it- you'll be better for it. I think. I hope.
100-125:
Dang! Slow down. Take a deep breath, finish your Mountain Dew, and go outside. To buy more soda, of course.
125-(whatever the maximum number of points there are, it's not like I'm gonna count them):
Ok, you're probably above me on other users. You most likely have already lost all connections with your 'offline' life- why not just let go entirely? What's that? You have? Never mind, continue noding.
My score, for the curious: 82. I'm not sure if this is good or bad.

The Mystery Project	Everything2 Civil War	Brian Eno	zifter
Everything	M-noder	April Trolls Day	The addictive nature of Everything
Autonoder	XP stoicism	bs	ICBM
E2 Rites Of Passage	Everything Source Code	Is Humanism Molesting Your Child?	Purity Test
voices of Everythingians	noding spree	Nate's Word Galaxy Generator	GTKY
Everything Quest	Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.	Civil War

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