Don't worry Lil' Timmy, these writeups have been "given to a nice, caring family living on a farm, where they can have more room to play and be happy."
transportation by JeffyBaby:
"My main mode of transportation is a Chevette"
-That does not qualify as transportation. Do not mislead the children.
spleen by JeffyBaby:
"Have you ever tried monkey spleen and pesto sauce?...Neither have I."
-Linkless detritus, most unworthy of existence. And why '(person)'?
Facula by JeffyBaby and danfairs:
"Facula was a great guy. He helped a lot of people." & "I trivia-laden Dracula? Factula. Maybe not."
-Don't you guys have better things to do, like grow brain cells or something?
Tortilla Chip by JeffyBaby:
"I usually find bits of tortilla chips between the cushions of my couch."
Shreaded Wheat by JeffyBaby:
"A crappy cereal that my grandpa eats."
-How exactly do they "shread" wheat, anyway? Poor Grandpa.
I'm dumb by ojnk:
-You didn't have to prove it by creating this node.
You're dumb by ojnk:
-Takes one to know one.
anal entrance by MrP-:
-Hey, don't forget to capitalize!
penile entrance by MrP-:
TheFlyingsaucer.com by mebreathing:
-This noder decided to describe this website by noding an almost-random jumble of associated words. When you create factual nodes, I recommend you use complete sentences.
tell him to shut his cracker ass up:r1 by Warren:
-Warren decided to rename several movies with phrases including "shut his cracker ass up". Um, okay. One node of this lameness I might be able to withstand. But it didn't really require a follow-up. Plus, I hate ":r1" writeups.