Thanks to
sensei for pointing out
herbapet's blatant ripoff of
Grolier's entry for
Theodore Roosevelt. Herbapet couldn't even be bothered to delete a really awful rendition of the phonetic pronunciation, to wit: "ro'z
[sch ]-v
[sch ]lt".
Moral of the story: if you actual noding style looks like this -- "A herbapet is a basterdized version of a Chia-pet. Instead of green hair, its red, and spikey, more like [Bart Simpson or Don King than a bowling ball]." -- then you should not even attempt to pass off the work of professional encyclopedists as yours.
Writeup go bye-bye now. Noder verbally spanked.