Thanks to sensei for pointing out herbapet's blatant ripoff of Grolier's entry for Theodore Roosevelt. Herbapet couldn't even be bothered to delete a really awful rendition of the phonetic pronunciation, to wit: "ro'z[sch ]-v[sch ]lt".

Moral of the story: if you actual noding style looks like this -- "A herbapet is a basterdized version of a Chia-pet. Instead of green hair, its red, and spikey, more like [Bart Simpson or Don King than a bowling ball]." -- then you should not even attempt to pass off the work of professional encyclopedists as yours.

Writeup go bye-bye now. Noder verbally spanked.