Dalnet's theme song, on the melody of 'Miami' by Will Smith.

Here I am in the place where I come to chat..
DAL, the net where even the bots are all that..
Everyday like a mardi gras, everybody party all day
No work - all play, okay??
So /msg all your friends, or just come to chill..
IRCers over in Europe runnin up a high bill
Countless guys have fell, for our AOP Michelle``
And everytime the ladies /join, they be like "Hi L!"
Can y'all feel me, all ages and races
Real sweet faces
Every different nation, Spanish, Hatian, Indian, Jamaican
Black, White, Cuban, and Asian
I only came for 10 minutes of playin'..
But everytime I come I always wind up stayin'..
This is the type of net I could spend a whole day in..
DALNet, the network that keeps the roof blazin

Party in the network where the heat is on
All night, keep chattin till the break of dawn
Welcome to DALNet
Buenvenidos a DALNet
Bouncin from a shell where the heat is on
All night, keep chattin till the break of dawn
I'm goin to DALNet
Welcome to DALNet

Yo I heard the netsplits ain't nothin to mess with
But since I got on I aint seen a split, it's a trip
Ladies in the chan sayin how much they missed you..
And they be screamin out, "Jeff we loved the last issue!"
So I'm thinkin I'mma DCC chat me somethin hot
In this world-wide cyberchat melting pot
Hottest chatting on the net, plenty of warez to leech
The ladies, ha, get to ya, it's about to reach
Five-hundred degrees
On DALNet IRC, with the hot mommies
Screamin "Aii poppy"
Everytime I log on, they be spottin me
/Notify list, #ircnews.com, LMNOP ..
So, irc.dal.net we go
We flow, and all the ladies know, yo:
Pound for pound anywhere you go ..
.. ain't no chat net in the world like this
An if you ask how I know I gots ta plead the fifth


Don't get me wrong, EFNet got it goin on
An Under is the net that we know don't sleep
An we all know that Galaxy and Chatnet stay jiggy
But on the sneak, DALNet bringin heat for real
Y'all don't understand
I never seen so many nekkid women on their webcams..
Ladies, this is the plan
Talk on IRC for a few minutes, see if we click..
Gimmie your pic??
Damn, you look sexy
Maybe we should meet? In the West Keys
Ride my jetskis, loungin in the palm trees
Cause you gotta have cheese for the summerhouse piece on southbeach
mIRC and Ircle, registered copies cause you bought em.
Kickass IRC scripts, everybody got em
Ain't no surprise in the chan to see Joe .. Blow.
DALNet, my second home

Chorus to fade

(Written by LMNOP)