Everything tastes of licorice.
Especially all the things you’ve waited so long for, like absinthe.
Klaproth has visited the following writeups, and reduced them to the nodegel from whence they came
- the extent of my psychic powers by Magenta G* T* K* Y*, you ain't got no alibi
- the extent of my psychic powers by WoodenRobot G* T* K* Y*, you ain't got no alibi
- my first write-up by Lord Brawl between e2 quick start and for the spunky new user we have enough introductory nodes beyond the FAQs read me first: getting started on E2 and E2 FAQ: Mentoring
- my experiment in not paying attention to numbers by GreatQuux this was the worst of the WUs in this node
- Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire by MacArthur Parker at the noder's request
- How to hypnotize yourself, dialect, cyan, and amnesiac by quoi? at the noder's request
- Black-and-Blue Balls, Seagulls (The Macroposopus), body art, necromancy, chlorinalitious, R.H.Bear, Azrael, Sidewalk Sale, and 25 daylogs by CzarKhan at the noder's request, and we had a fine conversation as I did it, too
- Pretty Girls Make Graves, Ask, Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me, a night like this, a day in the life of a musician, on seeing the 100% most perfect girl one beautiful April morning, duh, no hurthling, Museum of Jurassic Technology, Serra Angel, Invisible Cities, Thekla, Zobeide, gomi day, My Adidas, It's Tricky, dawn card castles, bees in the trees, flights of fancy, 10:15 Saturday Night, a few hours after this, drifting, Holding Out for a Hero by yrs truly in accordance with the new editorial policy
- Nodens by Alias Mother Jonez superseded
- several WUs by kthejoker at the noder's request, including Doing The Standing Still, Nuclear War, What Would The Community Think, Can't Get It Out Of My Head, Honey, I'm A Big Boy Now, Sons Of The Silent Age, Don't Blow Bubbles
- FFS by Anonymous Sniper three letter acronyms are not WUs
- Which came first: the chicken or the egg? by wemetintheair short responses to WUs that are C!ed rarely amount to a worthwhile contribution
- TimTowTdi by TheDawgLives ironically, convention dictates that there is a single correct way to spell it
- drugs are cool by a new noder a (presumably) accidental blank WU, the new noder was msgd encouragement
- a nodeseries by a gnome and a snake: Prospero's Books, The Book of Water, The Book of Mirrors, A memoria technica called Architecture and Other Music, An Alphabetical Inventory of the Dead, The Book of Colours, A Harsh Book of Geometry, An Atlas Belonging to Orpheus, Vesalius' Lost "Anatomy of Birth", A Primer of the Small Stars, A Book of Universal Cosmologies, A Book of the Earth, End-Plants, The Book of Love, A Bestiary of Past, Present, and Future Animals, A Book of Utopias, A Book of Travellers Tales, The Love of Ruins, The Autobiographies of Semiramis and Pasiphae, The Ninety-Two Conceits of the Minotaur, A Book of Motion, A Book of Mythologies, A Book of Games, The Book of Languages, A Book of Thirty-Six Plays by William Shakespeare
- Leather Goddesses of Phobos by Iffy Bonzoolie superseded
- The worst irish joke ever by Clooneman 2000 the deletion of this joke is dedicated to Waldorf and Statler
- Rock Island by exceptinsects at the request of the noder
- Marvel Comics by Jet-Poop ZAP! POW! BOOM!
- Ooh, Las Vegas by wharfinger unexplicated lyrics
- Good Cybersex an accidental blank WU by a new noder
- introspection by Kekule's Serpent one of my favorite shorter poems by T.S.Eliot
- Two's a lot of fun, but three is so much better by cuomonover bad poetry
- I can make a bong out of anything by Aero, mcc, ZenZagg, cuomonover it may have seemed like a good idea at the time to node this
- Bizzare Story by a new noder who was informed that we accept original content, not repostings of urban legends from the Darwin Awards, www.darwinawards.com/legends/legends1998-16.html
- Juggernaut an off-topic "and also" by a new noder who was referred to the perfect node
- deathstroke the terminator cut and paste from <www.heroicimages.com/inv_pages/deathstroke.html> or <www.geocities.com/oracle2030/thetitans/deathstroke.html>
- Fun stuff in piano playing by a new noder your radical ideas about inducing vibrations in piano strings without using the hammers has already occured to others, notably Arnold Schoenberg
- No Limit by a new noder subsequently referred to the appropraite nodes
- No Limit by a noder presumed fled unexpicated, non-compliant lyrics
- NES Rarity List and Price Guide (Part 2) by anamnesis at his request
- The Chewbacca Defense by TheDawgLives we don't need another hero
- ED-209 by Stride superseded
- cash in my pocket, sentimental guy, rainy days, my baby, sweet apple pie, love me cha cha, tales of loneliness, i love life, vivrant thing, the disinterested arbiter all at the request of killadog
- August 19, 2003 by Kidas at the noder's request
- Mighty Morphin Power Rangers by a new noder who has yet to read me first: getting started on E2
- writeups in 1600 SAT by kaniff, icicle, Randofu, and mouse some of which were whining, speculative, digressive, anecdotal, and rather more GTKY in tone than those that remain
- This sentence is false by a new noder who was referred to the perfect node and your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others.
- The second renaissance by a new noder subsequently referred to the approriate nodes concerning the submission of poetic interpretations of sci-fi cartoons
- Wear Sunscreen by Twiin the famous "Sunscreen Commencement Speech" that was not written by Kurt Vonnegut and subsequently memorized by every contemporary high school graduate's parents, needless to say, we only require a single copy of this dubiously posted copyrighted text on Everything2
- "i" is a meaningful variable name by a new noder referred to Everything University for instruction in self-evaluation of gtky and linking
- Warning and Somewhere I Belong by dokool at the noder's request, as a part of the call for copyright compliance
- The Highwayman by binarydreams supersized by a WU that gave the poem (as literature) and analysis of it
- Mixing bleach and ammonia does not make a super cleaner by NeuralTangle, Kenan, Mithrandur only the strong survive
- August 11, 2003 by mkb at the noder's request
- big dicks, Us, I grieve, Twilo, Kiss that Frog, Good Life, Sandy beach cheer, One-way system, real, masterhit, Spay Your Pet, 2 Phat Cunts, Decca, 61, dickgirl, Gettin' Jiggy With It, Stray Bullet, bass flute, and leeches by mkbot at the request of mkb
- Stray Bullet by General Wesc short commentary on now deleted lyrics
- ambrosia by doyle these are not the droids we're looking for
- Bram Stoker's Dracula, dizzy, dry ice, extinction, fish sticks, Marching on a road of bones, Paul Bunyan, and The Company of Wolves by Jet-Poop at the noder's request
- Hagbard Celine by Nihilanth directly copied from The Illuminatus! Trilogy
- I wish they made Marshmellow Cereal, without the cereal by HairBear an uninformative 3-line responsory WU