The Hostess lemon pie I left out on my desk overnight was miraculously spared, it becomes a delicious part of this nutritious breakfast (picture: two-pack of White Castle burgers, buttered bagel, cup of coffee and multivitamin pill). Lunch with "Kelster". I nap for an hour on arrival home, then shower and dress for my great-aunt's wake. I never heard of the Order of the Eastern Star before, but apparently Aunt Fran was a member. It's pretty odd to watch this pack of stale crackers with their inverted pentacle medallions reciting a five-point litany over my mild-mannered great-aunt's casket.