Transcript in an ordinary Chick tract:

A: OK Reverend, I have killed two thirds of your Sunday School class with a blow torch, defiled your daughters and now I am going to ram this ...
B: Ha ha ha ...
A: Say, why are you laughing ?
B: I'm happy ! Soon I will be walking hand in hand with THE LORD
A: What are you talking about !?
B: Luke 3:17 Whose fan is in his hand, and he will throughly purge his floor, and will gather the wheat into his garner; but the chaff he will burn with fire unquenchable
A: So that means I am on a one way journey to damnation ?
B: Yup, but not if choose to repent and take the message of THE LORD into your heart
A: Sobbing and bowed over in prayer Oh LORD, please accept me as thy contrite sinner into thine Kingdom
B: It is done
A: Woo-hoo ! Bring on Judgement Day !

As you can see, the fact that no swearing takes place in a Jack Chick comic makes the dialogue completely unrealistic.

Just add subject matter pertinent to target demographic - bikers, heavy metal thrash-heads, truckies, Muslims etc