Walk in.
Sit down.
Look at a
menu.
Pick something you would like.
Smile.
Get a returned
smile.
Wait.
Someone puts
food on your table.
You say "
thank you" with a
smile.
You
eat the
food.
You
burp.
You
signal for the
check.
You pay the full amount of the
check with about
15% more for the
tip.
You
stand up.
You
leave.