In addition to eating balls and pitying fools, Mr. T now does Title Loan commercials for local central Illinois businesses. I don't know how or why, but there you have it. I recently saw a commercial which involved, and although my memory on it may be a little fuzzy I swear I am not making this up, some white guy walking around at a small, suburban party. He then comes upon Mr. T, who is sitting on a couch, and I think he's eating hors d'oeuvres. Mr. T then proceeds to yell at the guy about title loans for some reason. Really.

I feel pity for my childhood hero. How sad.