A set of web sites slapped together by various independent individuals and featuring hypothetical battles between Mr. T and everything. They're cataloged on another web site, at http://www.mrtvseverything.com/.

"Man! That Mr. T can node helluva fast!"

"You betta keep yo jibber-jabberin' content outta my gold chains node, sucka, or I'm gonna stick my foot up yo ass sideways."

"Look at this node: glass of milk."

"Hm... milk. Gettin' sleepy..."

Thus Everything tricks Mr. T into getting on the airplane, as usual, and, well, a plan comes together. Murdoch gets the babe, of course.

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