Bathroom Statistics (idea) by ApoxyButt

In 1991, Scott Paper Company did a survey to find out about people's bathroom habits. Here are a few of the findings:

54% of Americans fold their toilet paper neatly, while 35% wad it into a ball before using it.
7% of Americans steal rolls of toilet paper.
More than 60% prefer that their toilet paper roll over the top, 29% from the bottom. The rest don't care.
You can gauge a person's education (or edu-ma-cation) by whether they read in the bathroom. More than 2/3 of people with master's degrees and doctorates read in the stall. Only one in two high school grads read while in the bathroom, and 56% of those with college degrees do.

This toilet is connected to the internet	Uncle John's Bathroom Reader	Powdered Toast Man	Findings
Master's Degree	Experiments and Surveys	yellow journalism	Ann Coulter
doctorate	Honor Roll	Eva Cassidy	Hesher
November 6, 2000	Rochester Institute of Technology	Likelihood	Bill O'Reilly
MCSE	Heaven	college