Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "yes, I made that up, it's not regurgitated pap-speak from some Cosmo, like haters use."

• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
• I could use some new habits, like holding you
• I crave it like well water, pulled up from the deep
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Including her knees and a dragon made from a sock
• Electrocuted crows hung the wrong way up on the power lines, smoking feathers falling like leaves.
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• To withhold forgiveness from a person is like drinking poison and waiting for them to die.
• Getting an education at MIT is like trying to take a drink from a firehose
• like coming up for air
• Some Ethical Issues With The Use Of Robot Combatants
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• We like to stay up late at night
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I have made up a name for my disease
• We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
• Grease up the mirror with some lipstick
• Some cars not for use with some sets
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• a used high school textbook 1904 edition of selections from Tennyson's Idylls of the King
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
• I paved paradise, and put up this, like, bigass parking lot
• I like to take up space
• Up From The Downvote
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• Done up like a kipper
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• every secret thing was made by some one
• Is Pandeism just a "made up word"?
• made up of wires
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• how to set up and use a microphone in Windows
• Some nights, I lie in my bed and stare up at the stars...
• I could use some of that frenzy
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Made from the best stuff on earth
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• The prettiest views are all from the ground up
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• How to read ECU fault codes from some GM cars
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• Eternity in an Hour: Some notes from relationships
• Why are false noses made from silver?
• Of course I'm made of corn, I'm from North America
• Up from the depths
• vanished like a book from the library
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• Tied up tight, like a bride on her wedding night
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• Some days it seems like the sun is landing on the earth
• I'd like some dreams too
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Let's remove some sports from the Olympics
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• In this workshop we'll cover skills like setting up and configuring a terrible howl or shriek.
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• I made some people
• This is an old tradition that I just made up
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• strength is made in the space between what you're used to, and what would damage you
• The Bigger Delusion Is Made Up of Many Smaller Delusions
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• If you could see what your cars are made of, people, you'd shoot yourselves.
• Some of the greatest rock songs use the same chords
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• used up
• Here is some important information which you may make use of in your sunny, optimistic future!
• Clearing Up Some Misconceptions: Donation Box
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• Logitech Driving Force Wheel
• Using Dao Yin as a martial arts warm up
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• Up From Slavery
• giant surface music falling to earth like jewels from the sky
• Come Up From the Fields Father
• Stoned music memories
• Fucked up Facts from History
• Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• Yes! I am a long way from home.
• I get up from my sleeping spot
• Making a smoker from a used oven
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Twinkle, twinkle, like a star. Does love flourish from afar?
• Made in Scotland, from girders
• How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Madness drips from the walls like the wax of weeping candles, and written in the residue is the question: Where Are You Now?
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Nameless blackout poems I made from Ovid's Metamorphosis
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• Some Like It Hot
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• Payments are made from below
• We Use Words Like Mackadocious
• Some like it in the pot, nine days old
• And her legs went on forever, like staring up at infinity
• We get tangled up like wires
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
• just like mom used to make
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• some summers they drop like flies
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Mazda Eunos Cosmo JC
• You're not from around here, are you?
• From Dusk Till Dawn
• From Beyond
• yes, we've decided that this is the hill to die on
• Escape From Staten Island
• A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, April 23, 1906
• Letters from a Savior; Offer for a few
• From Ritual to Romance

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