Findings:

• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Internet Access Provider
• There are no girls on the internet
• Internet access
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Yahoo! Quick Access Internet Keyboard
• Trident Internet Systems
• If an attacker has physical access, your system is already compromised
• My farmworking 20th century immigrant forebears had no responsibility for the plight of your pre-20th century slave forebears
• We had no bait but our tongues
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Common Internet File System
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• When I was young Time had no wings
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• I Had No Right
• Allah Had No Son
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• They Had No Poet
• Microsoft Access
• Access denied
• Inter/Access
• access specifier
• access
• physical access
• Access time
• Random Access Memory
• Access to Insight
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Access Database
• Network Access Point
• random access
• Everything2 WAP access
• access card
• access list
• access method
• access server
• open access
• Access Mask
• CPQRG: Routers and Access Products: 700 Series
• Access Grid
• access control
• Access Fund
• Access Violation
• wireless access point
• Air Carrier Access Act
• Shared Wireless Access Protocol
• client access
• Uniform Access Principle
• Direct Memory Access
• Portland Cable Access
• Compaq Easy Access Keyboard
• access point
• Data access arrangement
• Master key
• access to medicines debate
• access television
• Mandatory access control mechanism
• public access branch exchange
• Lightweight Directory Access Protocol
• Microsoft Data Access Components
• Equal Access Licence
• Digest Access Authentication
• Access Research Network
• Direct Access (e2poll)
• Access Virus
• How do you access E2? (e2poll)
• access journalism
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• Client Access Policy
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• had
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• If I had a nickel...
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• We had to destroy _____ in order to save it
• Of course we had it tough
• I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• The best teacher I ever had
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• I had pleasant times as well
• Canon CAT
• you had to be there
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• If I Had $1000000
• If I only had a brain
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• Jobs I've Had
• Neatest trip I've had
• if I had my druthers
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• I had a really good time tonight
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• How I had a Vision of Lineland
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• A conversation I had with myself once
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• opening system
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• The death of a man I had never known
• I had my balls shaved
• had a few
• The nuns had it coming
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• i had a dream about the future
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• I Had Always Known
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• When you had left our pirate fold
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• I had cool friends in high school
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• If I Had Known
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• I just had this thought of summer past
• The seizure I had last night
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I once had a cavity
• They had been expecting me
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Al Capone had soup kitchens
• You had better...!!!
• We have had enough of your beige
• I had to bury the cat somewhere....
• What the Wizard had to say.
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• The South had the right to secede from the Union
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Miss Lucy Had a Baby
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't

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