Stealth sex, not to be confused with being
dead silent during sex, is a useful
skill for
young lovers. While at first glance the two may seem
similar, there
are some major
differences.
Being dead silent during sex can sometimes mean
your
partner is just sitting there
like a bump on a log. Not the best reaction
for your
ego.
Stealth sex however is the
practice, indeed, the
art, of
having
sex without making any
noise. Now, when the act is occurring in
lofted
dorm-room bed, and
not a peep is heard, this is quite an
achievement. It can
be a necessary tool for survival if one has one or more
roommates, and is trapped
in a college dorm. The only other option is to use the
study lounge, and that's
risky at best (although sometimes the whole 'risk factor' is
kinky in of itself).
A higher form of
stealth sex is
ninja sex. It is as quiet as
stealth sex,
but it involves
complex positions while maintaining the same
standard of silence.