Findings:
- I wrote this stupid piece of shit now could you please connect it to the web
- The first draft of anything is shit
- If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
- Deodorize
- First wave ska music
- First contact
- our first time
- First Amendment
- first place
- First Lady
- first
- First Aid
- First past the post
- The First Third
- First Post
- first generation of elementary particles
- First and Last and Always
- the last shall be first and the first shall be last
- First person
- The first time
- first at-bat
- The first node
- first base
- First Foundation
- first lieutenant
- first down
- Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
- First baseman
- America First
- first date
- First Manassas
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- When I first met you
- halfway house for my name first
- First World
- First kiss
- First node on everything
- Double first
- Newton's First Law of Motion
- The First Man
- First edition
- The first truth-value logic computer
- True At First Light
- Mum's first impression of Miles Davis
- I am the Lord thy God, who brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery
- First date in history
- Never be the first to let go
- Vegas stories: My first girlfriend's wedding
- My First Absolution!
- Mahler Symphony No. 1
- My First Exorcism
- Who's on first?
- First Age
- Love at first sight
- The Universe always gets the first move
- first cousin
- first category
- Always for the first time
- Since feeling is first
- The very first computer bug
- Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
- there's a first time for everything
- first draft
- X-Men: First Appearances
- the first person "you"
- my first poem
- The First Three Minutes
- Right of the First Knight
- My first experience with opium
- First Aid for Epileptic Seizures
- Tips for the first day of any college course
- Star Wars first draft
- First day of school
- First Union Center
- Thomas Jefferson's First Inaugural Address
- Andrew Jackson's First Inaugural Address
- Mariner:Part the First
- first crossword puzzle
- Answer to the first crossword puzzle
- first exposure
- first impression
- the first thought of Zarathustra
- Great first lines
- First in war, first in peace, first in the hands of the local police
- Star Trek: First Contact
- First Line, Last Line
- Today is the first day of the rest of your life
- to a first approximation
- The first five minutes after I wake up
- Who made the first bread?
- First Crusade
- The first beer of the morning
- Wilderness First Responder
- Nothing is as important as it first seems
- First Punic War
- first class
- Shit Fire City
- The First of the Microbe Hunters
- Tonkin's First Computer Dictionary
- First class Titanic passengers
- On First Looking into Chapman's Homer
- Shitty first drafts
- Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
- uncaused first causer
- first ring
- First Great Western
- First North Western
- first isomorphism theorem
- proof of the first isomorphism theorem
- The Story of the First Old Man and the Hind
- The Story of the First Calender, Son of a King
- The First Voyage of Sindbad the Sailor
- First Commandment of Piloting
- Shoot first, debate dialectical materialism later
- If at first you don't succeed
- first cause argument
- Stealth first person shooter
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- My First Sony
- First rule of comedy
- The gun in the first act goes off in the third
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- First Impact
- False First Impact
- the first song of the day
- Gilhooley's First Fundamental Finding
- Do it right the first time
- first arrival
- The First Annual Level Above Human Everything Extravaganza! (tm)
- First Watch
- My first trip to Hooters
- First Precept
- First law of thermodynamics
- Dungeon Mastering for the first time
- Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
- Women making the first move
- I shaved my legs the other day for the first time in 4 years
- First They Came
- Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
- Violence is the first refuge of people in a hurry
- State of the First Amendment Survey
- First Prince of the Sword
- You are no longer someone's first
- You are no longer someone's first, continued
- My First and Last Communion
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- The First Year of Hugo in Review
- First cigarette of the day
- First date kissing
- programs compiling on the first try
- first date discovery
- Surviving Your First Autocross
- First Tuesday
- The first computer virus
- First African-American in Space
- Franklin Delano Roosevelt's First Inaugural Address
- first language
- First Canadian Place
- First Amendment Apathy
- Ice forms first on bridges
- The first atomic test
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