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• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Two virgins about to have sex
• O tell me the truth about love
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• tell me a story about lesbians
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Tell me a story about cranes
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• It could have been me
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Tell me a story about trains
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• Tell me a story about plains
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• show me what the world is all about
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• There's a certain silence driving me mad
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Things video games have taught me
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Tell me a story about elephants
• What a Shame About Me
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Tell me a story about brains
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• You, standing
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Tell me a story about mains
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Tell me a story about rains
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• just to have some human contact
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• You have no power over me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Could you have danced with me?
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Have One On Me
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• What have you done for me lately?
• And the bridge sang its sweet siren song, longingly, to me
• Tell me about your faith
• Tell me about your secret places
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Tell me about my contradictions
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• Tell me a story about drains
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Advice I have been given about girls
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Ask me about Loom
• I have a bad feeling about this
• Don't tell me about her
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I have more stories about trains for you
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Take me to the bridge
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Dogs that have owned me
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others

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