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• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• Long Time Running
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• Before Time Was
• Long Parliament
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
• I was alone for too long
• after a long time of nothing
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• There was a time when I was a better person
• I was a teenage time traveling combat waitress
• There was a time before
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• I've been dead a long time
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• Ways to express a long time
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• haven't seen that smile in such a long time
• this nodeshell reminds me of a time long past
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• When I was young Time had no wings
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• My Time Ain't Long
• Some time when I was a teenager
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• A long time gone
• The time my car broke down and I made the mistake of calling the cops
• Nobody is perfect forever, you lasted a long time.
• God died a long time ago
• On the New Forcers of Conscience Under the Long Parliament
• It happened a long time ago
• A summer a long time ago
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• it's been a long time
• Long time coming
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• She was locked in time
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• The first time I knew I was different
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• Was There a Time
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• every noder was once a normal human
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• That Time Zeph Was A Criminal
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• A Long Time
• A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
• Long time no see
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• The pickup-lines that actually work
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Love Actually
• A consequence of actually feeling
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
• This is what Scientologists actually believe
• Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
• Well, actually
• Where to actually reintroduce wolves
• ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• local calling
• calling card
• Calling
• Calling her number and having a male voice answer
• I'm tired of calling 911
• calling convention
• Calling on Dragons
• Calling The Wind
• Germany calling
• London's calling, and it's calling you gay
• calling code
• Calling Robert Park
• calling frequency
• calling bird
• we never hear them calling to us
• calling station
• Calling her absence an example of negative space
• New Tokyo Is Calling
• Love me for calling you stupid: a thought for activists
• Controlled by fear and yet calling ourselves free
• On Bush calling for Hussein's execution
• My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Calling audibles (Mixing it up on the line) (e2poll)
• The race calling itself 'human' fails
• Calling Collect
• Name Calling and Loss of Face
• Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft
• Calling, always calling, not understanding, but calling still.
• This Is Tomorrow Calling
• CALLING AN
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Calling a Gay Man a Fairy
• The Cuckoo's Calling
• Calling all music collectors! (e2poll)
• What is worse, a white man punching a black man, or a white man calling a black man a nigger?
• calling my truths to the soundless snow
• In the Summer Night They Are Calling
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• calling into the void, is it more frightening to hear a response, or nothing?
• Calling the government to report your neighbor is Frankenstein's monster
• Sheng Long
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• Minerva Long
• long long
• Howie Long
• Long March
• It's a long story
• The Clock of the Long Now
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• long weekend
• The Long Goodbye
• Long rod
• Up the Long Ladder
• I'm in this for the long haul
• Conservatives worship liberals, long dead
• long pig
• The Notebooks of Lazarus Long
• We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd

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