Findings:

• You have your work cut out for you
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• Some other little thing
• Our calendars have no meaning
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• Finding out you have cancer
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Some thoughts on snow and other skyborne frozen particulates . . .
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How to have an out of body experience
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day
• Our relationship is like a crime scene
• Walking out of other people's prisons
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• Go out and get some fresh air
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• i have to get out
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• The Ancient Universe of Might and Magic
• the universe is deterministic and we have free will
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• what we were to each other in this universe
• On some other planet
• Our computers are virtual machines in the real machine that is the universe
• Work - The Scourge of Our Generation
• maybe everything will work out after all
• The last star in the universe sparkles for a moment, and winks out.
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• Work out
• Some things just fall out of favor
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• Somewhere, there's a universe with your name on it, spelled out in consecutive constellations
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• After dark vapours have oppressed our plains
• I might have, once.
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• it's God's work to have us fail
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• we have a lot of work to do
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• A Letter from the Powers of the Universe Concerning Love and Other Such Things
• Some Days are Better than Others
• Starving in the greenhouse
• moment after moment, we have to find our own way
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Are some species more important than others?
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• The nonthinking part of our Universe
• Our Exagmination Round His Factification for Incamination of Work in Progress
• Our particulate Universe
• A Brain in our Universe
• On the color of mirrors and lizards and leaves and our Universe
• Our work and why we do it
• Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
• Brothers Gonna Work It Out
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• Out of work alcoholic clowns
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
• Everyone out of the universe, quick!
• How to escape domestic violence
• The Capitalization of our Universe
• Covid-19: masks work, we figured that out YEARS ago
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• Eternity in an Hour: Some notes from relationships
• Paradise: As Seen in Yevgeny Zamyatin's We and Other Literary Works
• What Might Have Been
• On the other hand, you have different fingers
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• just to have some human contact
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Does the Universe have granularity?
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• I have to return some videotapes
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• I do have some things to hide
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• That is a thing that might have happened
• Our Vines Have Tender Grapes
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• It's so crazy it just might work
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• dirty little nodes that other people might not ever see
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• We nod our approvals in other ways
• Some Might Say
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• Everything is what it is and not some other thing
• There are some masks we put on ourselves, and others are put on us.
• Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
• If You Find This World Bad, You Should See Some of the Others
• We are robots. We work with each other. We produce small scraps of paper.
• Some words are harder than others
• Some Other Time
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• We have learned our lessons well
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• Your Method Works
• The tattoo phenomenon
• you can't have it both ways

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