Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "if one stupid version of Christianity is correct and all the others go to hell, well, then God is an asshole and I'd rather go to hell"

• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• to distort thorax dimensions and mating rituals go awry, population of the hive has fallen dramatically and we are all doomed to piss hell
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• Do all soldiers go to hell?
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• Go then. There are other worlds than these.
• And then God laughed like Hell
• Go to Hell - A voting system
• go to hell moron (user)
• go to hell (user)
• i want to go to bee hell
• I may not go to Heaven, I hope you go to Hell
• Go To Hell
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• answer: where did the other square go?
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• Tastes that, surprisingly, go well together
• old chestnut: where did the other square go?
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• Goodnight and may your god go with you
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• I understand. As far as I can go, we'll go together.
• Unintentional irony and complete idiocy often go hand in hand with one another
• all words go somewhere and nothing is ever lost
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• Let go and let God
• So, we'll go no more a roving
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• There but for the grace of God go I
• Then I'll see you in hell!
• All Hell Broke Lucy
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• Go over one's head
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• And then you made the world go away for a little while
• I hold you where no one else can go
• I'd Like To Go Alone
• All that innocence, shot to hell
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• All these things we'll one day swallow whole
• As bad cop stories go, this one is pretty weaksauce
• One last thing before I go
• Looking all over Hell's half acre
• I'd trade all of my tomorrows for one single yesterday
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• let go of what you think other people think
• go ahead and dream, go ahead believe that you are the chosen one
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• God won't hear when you pray from Hell
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• The "Bloody hell, not another one" London panamaus meet
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• I am the god of hell fire, and I bring you ...
• Hell is other people
• we all go home
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• All Dressed up with Nowhere to Go
• All Hell
• all lost things must go somewhere
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• Everything Must Go
• go public
• 'Ere Now, Wot's All This Then!
• May the gods stand between you and harm in all the dark places you must walk
• to go
• Never be the first to let go
• Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• Oh, The Places You'll Go!
• Saint Go (user)
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• go for the jugular
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• we are all just books reading each other
• go on the internet
• computer go
• Of Gods and Men: On Christianity
• Crying when you go to the bathroom
• Things that go bump in the night
• Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Let's Go Bowling
• One letter can make all the difference
• D.R. & Quinch go Straight
• D.R. & Quinch go to Earth
• A yin yang with smiley faces where the dots should go
• I gotta go
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?
• Christianity Is Stupid
• it's all just god talking
• Go
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• Go Mifune
• Little Red Riding Hood (Conservatively Correct Version)
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Do not go gentle into that good night
• Go Bears!
• go home
• Go for the eyes, Boo!
• Japanese Go terms
• Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
• Go Away
• go hide
• go to bed
• don't spend it all in one place
• Go Fish
• go to the mattresses
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• go down in history
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Streetlights go out
• Go stick your head in a pig
• Don't Go Out the Door
• go by the board
• Go Rin no Sho
• your devils and your gods, all the living and the dead, and you really are alone
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• All gods but your own
• There is plenty of room for all God's creatures
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Happy Thanksgiving To all and for one!
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• All will be well again in time
• Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
• Of Gods and Men: Christianity as a Mystery
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Where do disappearing socks go?
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• Go Hibiki
• Of Gods and Men: The Rise of Pagan Gods in Christianity
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Go Play
• go faster stripes
• go down
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• go out
• go solo
• 5-0 and go

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