Findings:

• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Stoned music memories
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• the impossible is hard, but not impossible
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• emotions others don't get to see
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I don't get it
• Rape committed by women
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• You just don't get it
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• but don't take my word for it
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Being a dickhead
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• You don't get a song
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• don't rely on us to get you high
• I don't want to get over you
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• the multiplicity of detail in time and space is a conspiracy by big universe to make it impossible for us to understand everything
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish

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