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• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• How much more can we bear?
• The day I realized how sane I really am
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• How much does Milliways really cost?
• The moment you realize how much of your life experience is hopelessly interlaced
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• Logitech Driving Force Wheel
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• How M&M's are really made
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• Can things really change?
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• How you can become infected with HIV
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• How to Use Japanese Seaweed For Hair Care
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• How to take care of candles
• Opening a coke can with one hand
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• Piero Manzoni
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• How can you still breathe?
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
• How much money do you make?
• How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• How can you sleep at night?
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• How high can you count on your fingers?
• How can people listen to that crap?
• How the Republican Party can win the 2012 Presidential Election
• How long can you hold your breath?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• Can I masturbate too much?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• Incredibly, I still really care
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• How to care for your Godzilla
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• Selection and care of kitchen knives
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• How much for the little girl?
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• How the Sphere, having in vain tried words, resorted to deeds
• How I vainly tried to explain the nature of Flatland
• How much pain did you cause?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• How I tried to teach the Theory of Three Dimensions to my Grandson, and with what success
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• How to care for Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
• As Much As You Can
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• How long can you dance in the endzone?
• How can an atheist have morals?
• How can God allow evil to exist?
• How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• How to tell she's good looking
• How can I miss you if you won't go away?
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• How high can you stack whippets?
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• Know How, Can Do
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• How fast can blind people read?
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• can opener
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• I can do much better than this
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• How can Poets Survive
• How Proust Can Change Your Life
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
• How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some?
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• How can I see far?
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• When can it end?
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• can opener's notebook: fish whisperer
• The More You Suffer, The More It Shows You Really Care
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• how many truths can you enumerate?
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize

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