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• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Those who look for meaning in the world are like travellers seeking wood in the shade of a forest
• What in the world has come over me
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XIV
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• The World's Dullest Person
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• the baker's fire, though it may punish the careless, is not treacherous like the hunter's fire. it has not tasted blood.
• haunted by nodeshells, like pronouns signifying other worlds
• I like the color of your skin
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
• Everything on the Real World like lab rats on Pez
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VII
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter III
• times like those
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XV
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• To withhold forgiveness from a person is like drinking poison and waiting for them to die.
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• The world has fallen in love with a dream.
• I know what it's like to be dead
• It's the End of the World as We Know It
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• Would you like to know more?
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I know when the world will end
• What the world wants to know about newts
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
• What do we know of the outside world?
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Those two people like it, and they're shagging
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter I
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VIII
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who At Least Know Algebra
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• My skin felt like I was falling
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• A coat is a thing that keeps the rain off your skin. Why would you want a thing like that?
• And she flew halfway across the world for those five minutes
• World of Skin
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XIII
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• The world has conquered them
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
• It's Like, You Know...
• Has the world gone completely mad?
• GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• those in the know
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Act like you know
• A story about a person I do not know
• To those who know who they are
• Love is like skipping: if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I like it like that and I know it
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• know yourself; know the world
• Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
• You Know it Feels Like Distant Thunder
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• This time vote like your whole world depended on it
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• Mommy, why are those ducks wrestling like that?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• The ghosts of those words hung over us like clouds
• Party like it's the end of the world
• What it feels like on bare skin
• The world is warm and likes having us in it
• Kisses your lips like the world is about to end
• If the real world were like the internet
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IV
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter II
• like all the world is beautiful at once
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VI
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IX
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter V
• It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• More like a fable than a person
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• the only anchor in an endless sea of low-frequency noise that covers your skin like oil
• Those Don't Sound Like Bats
• She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XII
• To the world you're just one person
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XI
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter X
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• Herman Hollerith: Newspaper Article
• Augsburg Confession - Article 1
• Augsburg Confession - Article 2
• Augsburg Confession - Article 12
• Augsburg Confession - Article 13
• Augsburg Confession - Article 15
• Augsburg Confession - Article 16
• Augsburg Confession - Article 17
• Augsburg Confession - Article 18
• Constitution of Ireland Article 4
• Constitution of Ireland Article 5
• Constitution of Ireland Article 6
• i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
• Constitution of Ireland Article 9
• Constitution of Ireland Article 10
• Constitution of Ireland Article 11
• Constitution of Ireland Article 12
• Constitution of Ireland Article 13
• Constitution of Ireland Article 14
• Constitution of Ireland Article 15
• Constitution of Ireland Article 16
• Constitution of the State of Michigan of 1963 Article II
• Constitution of the State of Michigan of 1963 Article III
• Constitution of the State of Michigan of 1963 Article V
• Constitution of the State of Michigan of 1963 Article VI
• The Comprehensive Nuclear Test-Ban Treaty: Article I
• The Comprehensive Nuclear Test-Ban Treaty: Article II: Subsection A
• The Comprehensive Nuclear Test-Ban Treaty: Article II: Subsection D
• The Comprehensive Nuclear Test-Ban Treaty: Article II: Subsection E
• The Comprehensive Nuclear Test-Ban Treaty: Article III
• The Comprehensive Nuclear Test-Ban Treaty: Article IV: Subsection A
• The Comprehensive Nuclear Test-Ban Treaty: Article IV: Subsection B
• The Comprehensive Nuclear Test-Ban Treaty: Article IV: Subsection C
• The Comprehensive Nuclear Test-Ban Treaty: Article IV: Subsection E
• The Comprehensive Nuclear Test-Ban Treaty: Article IV: Subsection D
• The Comprehensive Nuclear Test-Ban Treaty: Article V
• The Comprehensive Nuclear Test-Ban Treaty: Article VI
• The Comprehensive Nuclear Test-Ban Treaty: Article VII
• The Comprehensive Nuclear Test-Ban Treaty: Article VIII - Article XVII
• German Articles
• Chinese Article Table
• The Articles of War

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