Findings:

• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I married him because he was not mean
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• All he left her was alone
• making certain he was touching her
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• With him it was always like
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• I am that person I was watching
• he was a punk poet himself
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• More than he was willing to give
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• the magic that was meant to capture the outlaw instead transformed him into a monster
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• Her hair was seaweed and the Pacific wind sang
• She always was devious in her beauty
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• all it cost him was a Penny
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• some say he was never here at all
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• He was found
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• I was Chris to him
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• man when you are telling me how it was
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• I was sure it was her
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He Was a Crook
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• At least he was gentle
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• He Was Only Joking
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• That's Just How He Was
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• Her name was Natalie
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
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• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• the seven hills of Rome
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
• he has her eyes
• She is the sea. Above her, he is thunder.
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• Descartes was wrong
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• No shit, there I was
• The Walrus was Paul
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• He gave her a daisy
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Now he dances to bring her back.
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• was
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• Vancouver, Washington
• Music was better in the old days
• Was (Not Was)
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• Kilroy was here
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• I am a mental construct in her head
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• He breaks her heart on a daily basis
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• pretends to sleep as he looks her over
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• Telling Anna you love her the first time

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