Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Welp. Guess I can't go to Qatar. Not that I would have been dumb enough to go anyway."

• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• go and have a word with yourself in the bathroom
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• I have to go to the bathroom
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• You have your own places to go.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Smart enough to get into the Ivy League, not good enough to go to Stanford
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• How Would Jesus Go Batshit on Coke, Liquor, and Whores
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• you would have been
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
• What Say We Have a Go
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Would you like a Wah-Burger to go with those Crys?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Eddie would go
• Why'd you have to go and remember THAT?
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• Bess Can't Go Here
• You can't go there anymore
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• You Can't Go Home Again
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Go
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• go solo
• go on the internet
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Where do disappearing socks go?
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• How long have you been in love with her?
• You Can't Have Mary
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• What have you been smoking?
• Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
• They have taken enough
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Crying when you go to the bathroom
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• computer go
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Names have been changed
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• I may or may not have been naked
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• I know I have been dreaming
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• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• We have had enough of your beige
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• you can't hear my voice cause i'm not loud enough
• Astro City #5
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• Could I Have Been?
• I have had enough of Survivor
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• That Would Be Enough
• Where do you want to go today?
• Go Mifune
• Go Hibiki
• How could you ever have enough?
• 5-0 and go
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Everything Must Go
• Do not go gentle into that good night
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• What Might Have Been
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Movies that should have been books first
• Advice I have been given about girls
• you have never been safe
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I could have been Canadian
• i have been burning for so long
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• You can't have everything
• He's been places they have not.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• AES may have been broken
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• you can't have it both ways
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• if I can't have silence
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Polish political parties
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.

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