that show you are a father
of 2 daughters
1. You know there is a Santa Claus;
2. Y-o-u H-a-v-e T-h-e H-a-b-i-t O-f S-p-e-l-l-i-n-g O-u-t W-h-a-t Y-o-u W-a-n-t T-o S-a-y;
3. You eat all your peas, carrots, and broccoli during dinner and even ask for seconds;
4. You are excited to learn that Land Before Time Part Seven is coming out on video and have already reserved for it;
5. You surf the Internet not for porn but for lyrics to all the cartoon themes;
6. Cigarettes are bad for your health.
7. Remember that hidden drawer with all those magazines and tapes during high school? You are using it again;
8. Despite the acts of machismo to really show how manly you are to your friends and peers, you voluntarily act as the third Powerpuff girl Bubbles with nary a second thought;
9. Those Traci Lord videos you treasured are not cool anymore. In fact, they are sickening;
10. Wrestling is fake.