Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Tell me more please, about how I ruin everything, and more about the problems in the way I live."

• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Tell me about your faith
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Tell me a story about trains
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Tell me a story about plains
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Tell me a story about drains
• More about Houston, in the form of a love letter
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• This place needs more actual nodes about necromancy. Let's begin.
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Tell me a story about elephants
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about flowers
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• O tell me the truth about love
• Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Tell me a story about rains
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• Tell me a story about mains
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• I Know More About Nancy Sinatra
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• I want to learn more about Islam
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
• Tell me about your secret places
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Tell me more
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• The more I learn about photography the less I want to know
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about brains
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Don't tell me about her
• Big Book Chapter Three: More About Alcoholism
• There's more of gravy than of grave about you
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Tell me a story about clouds
• I have more stories about trains for you
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Things nobody tells you about the south pole
• How to write about colors?
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• How To Think About God
• A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• A different way of thinking about the stars
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
• In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
• thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• how about not (user)
• the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• How about NO
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• My first comet
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
• You, standing
• Stale, preconceived notions about the way women feel about sex
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• I don't feel the same way about you
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• I knew about the kissing problem before I said Yes.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• How I Feel About Clasical Music
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• show me what the world is all about
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• Dystopic Boundaries - a study in whining about first-world problems
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• How to make a mailman's job more entertaining
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
• What a Shame About Me
• The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Young Eulenspiegel plays innocent
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Leaked AOL memo about hackings and how to handle press
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Ask me about Loom
• How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
• Things About To Come My Way
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about

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