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• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe
• Blind man tying his shoes
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
• How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• He flops over and bonks his head
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• John Romero is going to make you his bitch
• Lincoln still melancholy over his broken engagement, January 23, 1841
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• that wounded rider knows the intimacies of the river. its earliest mud is still under his fingernails.
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• My new partner has his first tantrum
• We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• She walked by his desk and left a nickel
• It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
• His face when she fell
• she turns and smiles, then walks away
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• She has given up on shoes completely.
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• After E.E. Cummings, after his era passed away came
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• To each his own religion
• Then the father hen will call his chickens home
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• he is too shy to write his tale
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• In His Steps
• And then I broke his nose
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
• To everyone's relief he's still alive and kicking
• Brown Shoes Don't Make It
• Forgetting his life away
• if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• Kissing a man all over his face
• The sunny side of his face
• His gigantic luminous face trailing cosmic afterimages on the screen
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• Johnny Nolan has a patch on his ass
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• He weaves his words
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• He just left his body
• Bears all his sons away;
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• and then his words silenced my noisy thought
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• Giving a cat oral medication
• To Each His Own
• left everything on his desk and walked out into the bright sunlight
• He wishes for the Shoes of Fashion
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• He made a way to his anger
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• You'd think a cookie killed his dog
• The mad scientist ties you to the examination table and makes love to you with his chilly instruments.
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• His smartphone lay in the road, its screen locked with music still playing through the earbuds.
• If the shoe fits, wear it
• Who makes your shoes?
• Never Trust a Man Who Wears White Shoes
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Then, with near perfect timing, the hellhound widdled on his foot
• His face
• A mace to the face keeps every man in his place
• A man and his own face
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• Make the Moon Cover her Blushing Face
• He has redefined me, again and again
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• boron has bright orange hair, and Bruce Willis can make it boil at 4200K
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• everyone has to reboot sometimes
• They must have faces
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• he has her eyes
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• And then you made the world go away for a little while
• walk away from time
• Jonathan Ticklebutt has one of the universe's most gorgeous faces
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• He who has ears, let him hear
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• He has spit in my coat
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• She still has my Borges book
• Step away from the fridge, lardass!
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• It's just the way that he walks
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Everyone has a dead girlfriend story (category)
• In California everyone has a sports car
• Everyone Has a Jack Ruby Story
• I walked around all day with a pubic hair on my face
• How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
• Her face could make the ocean ache
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• if we burn everyone who makes a mistake
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Music need not be popular to be good
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• The last suit I wear has no pockets
• great things he has taught us

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