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#divinewarez... I present
life.cpp:
/* life.cpp
last revised: I B.C.
by God
released under version 1.0 of the DPL (Divine Public License) */
#include <stdio.h>
#include <math.h>
#include "divine_word.h"
#include "life.h"
//#include "meaning.h" // weird. it will not compile cleanly with this here.
// oh well. implement in version 2
int main(int argc, char *argv[])
{
Species s;
Gender g;
Name n;
NigglingBits nb;
int sp;
divine_word::parseArgs(argc, *argv[], *s, *g, *n ,*nb, *sp);
sp = salloc() // pointer to the soul
life::Being(sp, g, n, nb, *s) // constructor for Being
life::Being.childhood; // whee!
life::Being.adolescence; // angst. lots of angst.
life::Being.adulthood; // doin' the 9 to 5
life::Being.senescence; // kid! get me my Depends, for chrissakes!
life::~Being(life::deathMethod[rand() * MAXINT]);
// destructor. note that there are 32767 ways to die, in a 16-bit universe.
// deallocation of the soul occurs here.
exit(0); // that's all. nothing to see here.
// nota bene: hopefully there have been no soul leaks.
// remember to debug this with ElectricFence Purgatorio
}