Findings:
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
- There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
- If No One Will Love Me
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- No One Likes Superman Anymore
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- No one ever listens to the bassist
- More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
- No One Sang Like Michael
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
- no easy love could ever make me feel the same
- No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
- No one touches me
- No one actually cares.
- "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
- My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
- There was no one waiting for me...
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- They grow up. No one told me.
- There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
- Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
- God keep me from ever completing anything
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
- Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- Dead Like Me
- Fuck Me Like You Mean It
- There is no frigate like a book
- I won't ever understand me
- Jesus is no longer made of cheese
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- Somebody Up There Likes Me
- Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- like you love me
- Bleed Like Me
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
- Jesus Loves Me
- Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
- No damn you, it's nothing like a chess game
- A kind of calm like no other
- Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- A Doll Like Me
- I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- Smells Like al-Qaqaa
- There are a million girls like me out there
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- War hath no fury like a non-combatant
- violence comes to me like a second nature
- the sky above me like a full recovery
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- I remember books being like air and food and water to me
- No Fool Like and Old Fool
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- like nothing ever was
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- What did Jesus look like?
- Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
- Make me care
- I liked the one with the whales
- Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- Rock Me, Sexy Jesus
- Walk Like Me
- I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
- Why is everybody exactly like me?
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- Look siad me Be like me
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- Black Like Me
- Jesus loves me, right?
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- tag after one like a tantony pig
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- eyed me like a female mantis
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- I could use a muse like you to amuse me
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Women only like me for my mind
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- unfinished (like me)
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- One more day like today and I'll kill you
- There are no cases like mine, Doctor.
- This castle looks a lot like the old one
- sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
- There's no place like homenode
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- No government can ever give you freedom
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
- only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- Why I no longer care about pretty girls
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
- Look! That x looks like Jesus!
- Only Jesus can judge me
- Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
- Me and Jesus
- Jesus He Knows Me
- Like there's no tomorrow
- Ways that I like to think of Jesus
- Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
- Ripped like Jesus
- You like me, you really like me!
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- Be a model or just look like one
- Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
- Like no place else
- No Jesus, No Peace
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- fewer has no opposite like less-more
- Do you like me?
- Snooding like there's no tomorrow
- Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- treat me like a woman
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- I'd like to thank God for allowing me
- I like you; do you like me?
- Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
- You're like a brother to me
- My Company Likes Me
- Jesus' blood never failed me yet
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- No time like the present
- Loves me like a bottle
- Republican Like Me
- He brings me books like flowers
- Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
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