Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Last year, I was deeply in pain, looking for any path, any way out, any reason at all to stay here. This year, there's a new videogame console out. Suffice to say, things are going better."

• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Last year was always better
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• God ain't giving out any hints
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Avoiding the stairway syndrome
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• Is there any port wine left?
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• Ways of going out in cricket
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Covid-19: masks work, we figured that out YEARS ago
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• An open letter to all the lousy fathers out there
• Better, faster, cheaper; pick any two
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• I came out here to remember it all
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Top 10 Reasons to Move to Canada Without Electing Any Of These Nitwits
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• It doesn't get any better than this
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• I was never any good at maths at school
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• Out here on the perimeter, there are no stars
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Are there any scientific alternatives to evolution?
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• Beautiful, in that way that space and any measure of emptiness is beautiful
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• any way, shape or form
• some say he was never here at all
• How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• After the flood all the colors came out
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• How to connect any cellular phone to a modem
• Fighting against all the empty years without you
• Any Mouse (user)
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• as time goes to infinity, all truths come out
• How to solve any number sequence puzzle
• How to learn any skateboarding trick
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• pull out all the stops
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• we all spend ten years trying to find our voice
• Convert any number to decimal
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Any song can be a love song
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Best viewed with any browser
• How to turn any number into a 9
• The one valid argument for Judaism over any other religion
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Twelve years dungeon. All of you. Dungeon. Seven years. No trials.
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• Gym equipment
• All out
• there isn't another side. it's all right here.
• Any (user)
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• after all these years
• Remembering all those years ago
• Speaking on Wal-Mart's P.A. system via any phone in the world
• any
• Unsafe At Any Speed
• by any means necessary
• any key
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• I'm not drinking any more
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• On Any Sunday
• Press any key to continue
• The square root of any prime number is irrational
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• How to Play any Guitar Chord
• Eat any good books lately?
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Any Given Sunday
• Grated Fezilla and green olives add the perfect zing to any old pasta dish!
• To Any Reader
• Press any key to continue, press any other key to exit
• Any Mick'll Do
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• Lil Kid any werrr (user)
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• She threw out all my letters
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
• To a beautiful woman without any ketchup
• As any fool can plainly see
• A Jared by any other name
• Any port in a storm
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• Any time is Trinidad time
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit

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