Findings:
- Win, Lose, or Draw
- you win the prizes for the games you play
- An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
- Weighted eight ball
- How to Win at Nintendo Games
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- How video game art is created
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- How to play Scottish bagpipes
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- How fast do you play the piano on speed?
- How to read the box score of a hockey game
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- A game to play with friends, cars, and quarters
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- Taking your fiance's last name
- You win some, you lose some
- 206
- i played the last game of chess a man ever played
- Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- how to play the spoons
- How Eulenspiegel staged a play for Easter Mass
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- Hey everyone, let's play a rousing game of Frag the N00b
- How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
- You, standing
- when did we forget how to play?
- Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
- Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
- How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some?
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- We win the game, it's in the book
- Losing the respect of your community
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- play games
- Two Can Play That Game
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How to herd people in public
- Winning a Guess-Your-Age contest
- How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
- The "Mary Ann or Ginger?" Game
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to lose weight and get a flat stomach
- How the Republican Party can win the 2012 Presidential Election
- Winning a costume contest
- To love and lose or not at all?
- How Not to Write a Novel; or, How to Not Write a Novel
- Whether by word or deed or thought
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- how video games are programmed
- Fun games to play while traveling
- games invigilators play
- How to ruin a roleplaying game
- jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
- The board game I never win
- It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- How to play guitar
- How to win arguments
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
- How to exit FreeCell without losing the game
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- How to Play any Guitar Chord
- How to play Golf
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- How to win the gold and make a baby cry
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 3
- How to play the harmonica
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- Winning a prize from a UFO Catcher
- Learning to play the drums
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- M.A.S.H.: how to play and why you'd want to
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- How video game music is created
- Ultimate Play The Game
- How to lose yourself in a pocket novel
- How to sing and play guitar at the same time
- How to win back your soul in hell
- Shall we play a game?
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- An American in Tours
- How To Win Every Sporting Bet 100% Of The Time
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
- How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
- How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
- This Is How You Lose the Time War
- Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
- Beautiful Times (Or: How I Embraced the Escapist Mindset and Tuned in to My Imagination)
- You Win Sum You Lose Sum
- I win. You lose.
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- Win, place or show
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
- Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
- Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
- I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- Dollar auction
- How to make sports games more fun
- Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
- Buying an arcade game at an auction
- In finite games, one plays within the boundaries; In infinite games, I play with the boundaries
- To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
- trick or treat game
- The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
- We once played this same game, but with only our words
- Improving your chess game
- How to run a roleplaying game
- How Video Games Saved My Life
- If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
- games people play
- stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
- Yandere Simulator, YanDev, and How Not to Make a Game
- Sexist games played by teenage boys
- play at a game of constantly being wrong with a priceless set of vocabularies
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to play Mao
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
- Japanese people like to play games
- Sports movies where the underdogs don't win in the final seconds of the game
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to play E2
- How to always win at 3D Tic-Tac-Toe
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- How to win the gold and prevent a baby from crying
- A simple card trick to win bets and make enemies
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Winning back your girlfriend
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- How to win a race
- How to win a hot dog eating contest
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 7
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- How to Lose Friends and Infuriate People
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 0
- Play the Game
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 4
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
- How to lose weight
- How to play music backwards
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to play an old phonograph
- how to determine whether a number is divisible by n
- How to win a knife fight
- I play video games for a living
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