Findings:
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
- Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Why do bad things happen to good people?
- Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
- What to do if you have bad credit
- Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
- What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
- Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
- Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
- No evil can happen
- being mute can do a lot for an idiot
- no longer do I feel bad while singing along to Coldplay
- Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
- all we can do is keep moving forward
- There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Can I have a light?
- Programming for a drug dealer
- Can computers think?
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
- Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
- The Most Good You Can Do
- It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
- bad boy len (user)
- A List of Boys' Clothes I Have Stolen/Taken
- Bad Boy Bubby
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Screw diapers, your kids are gonna need tire swings and bananas, Monkey Boy
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Never trust anything that can think for itself
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
- On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
- I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
- What we think we know can kill us
- Bad things that happened on Christmas Day
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- Bad Boy
- Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
- Do bad laws cause lack of respect for the law?
- What really happens when boy meets girl
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
- I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
- A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- If you can say something nice, do
- Adapting literary works for film and television
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- Bad Boys
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- A very mean bar trick
- 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
- What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
- bad boy (user)
- The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
- Can I have your autograph? (category)
- Do what you can as you do
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
- Bad Boy Bill
- Oh, The Thinks You Can Think!
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- All I can do
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
- If you want to live in your utopia, you can do that. If you want to struggle and fight, then you can do that.
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
- There is something we can do
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- Bad Boys II
- Skinny people have it bad, too
- Can you play Backstreet Boys?
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- I have a bad feeling about this
- I have bad taste in music
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
- A country boy can survive
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- If my heart's soaking wet, boy your boots can leave a mess
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- It's the Internet, I can do what I want
- Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
- Teenage love can suck pretty bad
- I can do much better than this
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- Three-year-old boys can be cool
- The Story of the Bad Little Boy
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- Can machines think?
- We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
- Something I Can Never Have
- I can do shit with my legs
- Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
- What loneliness can do to you
- The scariest words I can think of
- How can an atheist have morals?
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
- When I think of him now I can smell horses
- What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
- I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- A reason to drink
- What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
- I can do it myself
- What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
- Know How, Can Do
- You can do anything
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- I'm All You Can Think About
- I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- The fluttering thoughts a leaf can think
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- I think I can, I think I can
- A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- There is nothing the dead can do
- A Lot Can Happen
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- the summer can do little more than feed itself
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
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