Findings:
- If I Were a Rich Man
- How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- Why digital media will get man to Mars
- I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
- I used to think that the lives of Jane Austen's characters were shallow and meaningless
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- Why the rich get richer and the poor get poorer
- If I were Twenty-One I would get married
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
- You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
- The Rich Man and the Tanner
- Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
- The Old Man I didn't see die
- Why didn't you just get a dog?
- The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
- The night I saw a man get his head blown off
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- I'd elope if I were you
- I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- Man will even get used to the gallows
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
- I think I'd rather see this on TV
- I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- we think we're so great. this is all just more history
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- Get rich trading on the stock market
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How to get dressed if you are a man
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- Get rich quick
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- Man Punches Shark, Gets All the Glory
- The Boogie Man Will Get You
- we didn't know then that we were making memories
- I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
- If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
- The Poor Man and the Rich Man
- Lazarus and the Rich Man
- "Think as I think," said a man
- If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- We were once rich
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- I Think We're Alone Now
- the pull is so strong, we think we're moving forward
- I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
- We got along OK, until one day we didn't
- What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
- I didn't change anything!
- Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
- didn't
- Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
- Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
- Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- I didn't want to know where I was conceived
- I didn't make the cut for synchronized swimming
- I didn't know what to say
- We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us.
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- Live Era '87-'93
- Political Parties that didn't quite make it
- Don't say I didn't warn you
- At least I didn't have to pay...
- The drugs that didn't ease the pain
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- We Didn't Mean To Go To Sea
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- I didn't say he ate your dog
- And They Didn't Die
- She didn't believe in transcendence
- she didn't believe in kissing outside of art
- If she didn't love you she would kill you
- Why didn't Jesus remind you
- Redundancy in DNA
- It didn't work, Granberg!
- The pictures that I didn't take
- I didn't always have this cool job
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- I didn't say you stole my watch
- Warning signs that you may not have chosen the right title (collaboration)
- We Didn't Start the Fire
- What she didn't say
- It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
- We Didn't Stir the Nodegel
- I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
- I never metajoke I didn't like
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
- I didn't want to know that
- Things Didn't go Differently
- the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
- the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
- The cat that didn't want to be rescued
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Plus, the poem didn't rhyme and it fit on one page.
- What Darwin Didn't Know
- as if he didn't exist
- Don't care didn't care
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- I didn't smoke THAT much
- She didn't know what outside was anymore.
- the lady from Iowa didn't either
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
- The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
- It’s herself she didn’t love
- Didn't Poe teach you never to talk to strangers
- I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
- Why We Didn't Become Physicists - Tarantula Season: Prophesy
- Why We Didn't Become Physicists
- Didn't it Rain
- It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
- Good from far, but far from good
- A Bridge Too Far
- So close yet so far away
- Far East
- Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
- So far, so good
- As far as the eye can see
- A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
- Not too far back in time
- Far Edge Party
- On the Banks of the Wabash, Far Away
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Far Rockaway, New York
- far be it from me
- blood on the ground as far as you see
- Far Dareis Mai
- Sunday Too Far Away
- I like the curves far better
- Few and Far Between
- Far, Far Away
- Hung Far Lo
- Hung Far Low
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
- I am not anyone's "type" so far
- Over the Hills and Far Away
- Pon Farr
- Things you told me when we were in love
- Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
- far side of the moon
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- How Far To Turn
- stop adoring from so far away
- Don't You Go to Far Zamboanga
- Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
- Our love sustains me far beyond the gold horizon
- Far Beyond the Stars
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