Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I should probably node the shenanigans that have been happening, but there are just SO MANY SHENANIGANS."

• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Front porch, what should have been said
• I have lost many things, so many
• There are some things you just should NOT buy the generic brand of
• there are only so many truths. everything else is derived
• Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• But I have seen the sun just once
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I used to have so many dreams
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Movies that should have been books first
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Could have beens, should have beens
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• I have just been shot
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• You know there's so many people living in this house
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• there is so much structure within numbers, the universe is just the counting of the integers.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Are there still so many Nazis in Germany?
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• i have been burning for so long
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• What have you been smoking?
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• He's been places they have not.
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• you would have been
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• we should listen to the birds. they've been here far longer than we
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• What Might Have Been
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• It's been so long since I've known this feeling
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• No, but I'll have a beer
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• There but for the grace of God go I
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I shoulda been there
• I could have been one of a two
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• but it's been promised to another
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• There is no god but God
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• been there, done that
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I appear to have been misinformed

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