Findings:

• I have no faith in your God
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• No Gods / No Managers
• A conversation between me and god
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• God has no free will
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• i am god 1792 (user)
• Without religion, there is no God
• I am nothing in the presence of a god
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• Atheism is no more logical than believing in god
• I am the god of fuck!
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• I am the god of hell fire, and I bring you ...
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• For God's sake, just have another election
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Jesus Among Other Gods: The Absolute Claims Of The Christian Message
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• whoring after other gods
• Even the Elder Gods Fall before the Federal Government
• There is no god but God
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• i am tha god a speed
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• god help me
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• The Pure In Heart Shall See God
• Grooming is between you and the Lord God
• God Said No
• I Am a Child of God
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• God bless everyone. No exceptions.
• I have the power of God and anime on my side!
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Other Gods
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• lord help me, for i am weak
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 14
• For the love of God, I am not a female!
• Holy, Holy, Holy! Lord God Almighty
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• No prayer for the dead gods
• My God, don't tempt me!
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• a conversation with this, that, or the other god
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• For the love of God, I am not a homosexual!
• I Am Your God (user)
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Show Me God
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• No God No Master
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• I pray to God I can find the other sock
• So help me God
• You Shall Be as Gods
• For the love of homosexuality, I am not God!
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• God am I?
• Breathe on me, Breath of God
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• You tell me this is God?
• I am the God of Static Electricity and Vibrators
• And What Have You Done With My Body God?
• there are no gods in foxholes
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• You have no power over me
• it's God's work to have us fail
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• God holds me
• God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Stop Me (If You've Heard This Before)
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Before Me
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• Word of God
• act of god
• i am no one (user)
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• Am I dying? Have I died?
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• God is Dead
• God of Gamblers
• gods (usergroup)
• Secure your own mask before assisting others
• My God, it's full of stars
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• Gödel's theorem applied to God
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• Society made me what I am
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Have I mentioned I am gay today?
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I was me before being me was cool.
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• We Have Marched Through This Before
• God
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• Gods
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Eno is God
• Val Hallen, Viking God of Rock!
• In God We Trust
• God damned sons of bitches
• The Mote in God's Eye
• The day God took back the edges
• Life After God
• God does not play dice with the universe
• God's shoddy workmanship
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• now that I am no longer
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• People have fucked up before
• Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Before you, there was me
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• To Dream Where No Man Has Dreamed Before
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?

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