, do you exist?
Me: Er, okay, I wasn't expecting that... Which God are you exactly?
God: The one
Me: Oh yeah. Why did you create the earth
God: Well, it's like me having children
- I wanted to see a creation
of mine grow and change.
Me: So the theory of evolution
God: No, the only thing I did actually created was single celled organisms
in the ocean
, a long time ago.
Me: What, so your children were single celled organisms, and by chance we happened to evolve
God: No, I caused them to evolve in the way that they did. I wanted to see if people
would believe in Me and evolution
Me: Wait a minute, you're saying the bible
isn't a true account of what happened?
God: That's right. It was written by politicians
Me: So Jesus
isn't your son?
God: No, he was an ordinary
man, with some ideas
beyond his time.
Me: OK. So are humans your only creation?
God: Well, I have other projects, but they're beyond your comprehension
Me: What a cop out! Um, I mean, sorry God, never mind. So where did you, the supreme being
, come from?
God: I don't know
Me: But I thought you knew everything
God: I know everything about human reality, not everything about My reality
Me: I see. Hey I just thought of something - maybe you're only part of my over-active imagination, and don't really exist at all...
Me: Hello...? God? Hello?