We know what a Lion is from [ISO] 4711/X.123. Since [CCITT] have specified a Lion to be a [particular option] of a [cat] we will have to wait for a [harmonized standard] to appear. $20,000,000 have been [fund]ed for [initial investigations] into this [standard development].\r\n\r\n
Stand in the top left hand [corner] of the Sahara Desert. Take one [step] east. Repeat until you have found the lion, or you reach the right hand edge. If you reach the right hand [edge], take one step southwards, and proceed towards the left hand edge. When you finally reach the lion, put it the cage. If the lion should happen to eat you before you manage to get it in the cage, press the [reset button], and try again.\r\n
Optionally, [experienced programmer]s will place a [pink elephant] in [Johannesburg] as a [sentinel value]. (thanks [ariels])\r\n \r\n
The way the problem reached me was: catch a wild lion in the Sahara\r\nDesert. [Another way of stating the problem] is:\r\n\r\n
\r\n [Axiom] 1: Sahara [elem] deserts\r\n Axiom 2: Lion elem Sahara\r\n Axiom 3: NOT(Lion elem cage)\r\n\r\n
We observe the following invariant:\r\n\r\n
P1: C(L) v not(C(L))\r\n\r\n
where C(L) means: the value of \"L\" is in the cage.\r\n\r\n
Establishing C initially is trivially accomplished with the statement\r\n\r\n
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