Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Didn't happen; when I came back to work I was dinged with a mis-punch."

• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Back when our blood was still warm
• Back when grunge was still cool
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• Archived E2 FAQ: Back Up Your Work (document)
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• What happens when we die?
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• When I Was a Boy
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• When you came
• She took a California tilt and never came back.
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• in the shell of the village before the horse archers came back
• When I was young
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• When I was Fair and Young
• When I Was A Baby
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• When I was young Time had no wings
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Converting Grams to Moles And Back Again When Dealing With Monatomic Elements
• When I came last to Ludlow
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• Five Came Back
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• Level 2
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• When you whisper to a dog, sometimes it whispers back
• When I Was a Lad
• When I was your age
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When I was ten years old
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• There was a time when I was a better person
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I don't want to go back to work
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• When the roof is caving in and the walls are crumbling and you sit back and realize it's beautiful
• When Chris Came Home
• It was better before they came
• I came, I saw and was undone
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• If Jesus Came Back Today
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• When touch was simple
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• November 4, 1995
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When I was five
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• When I Was Cruel
• When she was bad
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• The Cat Came Back
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• man when you are telling me how it was
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• When I was 9
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• When I went back in time to kill you
• When the jungle took the city back
• I lent you my favorite dictionary. It came back with ripped out pages.
• That extinct fish with the hard to spell name that came back
• I got lost in a Siberian winter and never came back
• Back to Work in the Time of Covid?
• the day the power went out and never came back on
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• When boomboxes came with little internal mics
• Lord Christ, When First You Came to Earth
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• It didn't work, Granberg!
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• These are the days when birds come back
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• What happens when a Pope dies
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• All you ever did was let it happen
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• Something was about to happen.
• This is When it Happens
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Back to work
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck

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