Findings:

• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• seizing on a Nugget of Truth and wielding it like it was a club
• more like a destructive force of nature than a teacher
• If I was beautiful like you
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• With him it was always like
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Wylie & Oliver Emasculate Morrissey and Robert Smith (but Morrissey more)
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• But the last half of the book is blank, and the author is gone.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I wish I was a half of a two
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Kissing is more like pie tasting than kissing
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Would you like to know more?
• Morning was like an ex-wife's bruises
• She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• but to more fully experience the wheel
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• yesterday i walked for two and a half hours and was baptized in the spirit
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• What if architecture was like web design?
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• like nothing ever was
• More like a fable than a person
• Warning: This cake looks more like meatloaf
• ultimately, i just like you. more than anyone.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• My skin felt like I was falling
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• But I Like You
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Hot pursuit
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• War is hell but men like it
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• But can you still cry like a child?
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• It wasn't the prince that saved the damsel, but a pirate with a secret.
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• like you're blind but still can see
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• /but what was the question?
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• we lost a million men but we got a million more
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how

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