Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Anything that makes the entire universe go kaput. Usually not actually a button."

• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Bourbon makes the bus go
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
• This is my universe. Go find your own sandbox.
• the multiplicity of detail in time and space is a conspiracy by big universe to make it impossible for us to understand everything
• When you go on a quest for revenge, make sure to dig two graves
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Just a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Boobies do not make the world go round
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• The universe makes my head hurt
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind
• there is an entire universe swimming in your sink
• it seems to me as though most actors spend their entire lives not accomplishing anything
• Go button
• I actually, um, created, um, thefez
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• The pickup-lines that actually work
• Money is actually Magic Points
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Incorrect grammar which might be an improvement
• How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Love Actually
• A consequence of actually feeling
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• This is what Scientologists actually believe
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• No one actually cares.
• BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
• Well, actually
• Where to actually reintroduce wolves
• ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• this assumes that there is actually something there to measure at all
• anything
• Say Anything
• anything is possible
• I didn't change anything!
• Anything popular must suck
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• No one says anything important during the day
• Human beings will believe anything
• Anything Goes
• What, if anything, is this meant to signify?
• Violence never solved anything
• Not that there's anything wrong with that
• Capitalize, please
• anything muppet
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• pineapple is good on anything
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• It's not supposed to be anything
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• I don't believe in anything
• fake plastic anything
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• This doesn't change anything, right?
• How to attach a closed loop to anything
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Anything That Moves
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• Truth is a concept, subjective like anything else
• Be something... be anything other than this
• Anything more than a mouthful is a waste
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• How far are you from anything?
• Anything more than a handful is a waste
• Stoners will smoke anything
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• America's social security is anything but secure
• Forget I said anything
• I will not, for anything, repeat the past
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• It don't mean anything moves
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• You can do anything
• Isn't Anything
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• Two outs, run on anything
• Anything looks peaceful from 1,363 feet
• Anything Else
• anythinGg 4 y0u (user)
• anything free is worth what you paid for it
• It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Anything Worth Saying
• anything (user)
• Weddings Parties Anything
• Do Anything You Wanna Do
• Turn anything into a sound file
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• You didn't feel anything, did you
• The man who can fix anything
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
• Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
• You can survive anything
• insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
• I'll do anything to pass
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• set fire to head. kill anything that runs out.
• You people will trash anything.
• Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
• why I think I can't do anything
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• Dream Anything
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!
• I can't say anything to you.
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• i took anything too seriously; i regret that i did not
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Ask Me Anything
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• The most fun I've had doing anything

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