Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "threw himself back in his chair, spread his legs, and made his presence felt in various ways"

• He made a way to his anger
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Her hips made waves against his shore
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• The Pig and His Way of Life
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Mr. B. F. Pinkerton--And His Way
• How Eulenspiegel placed himself inside his horse
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• how Wiener found his way home
• How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Saturn Devouring His Children
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• his throbbing manhood
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
• The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I saw his round mouth's crimson
• From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• In His Own Image
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• The Fisherman and His Nets
• Blind man tying his shoes
• The Man and His Wife
• The Bishop Orders His Tomb at Saint Praxed's Church
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 3
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• Forgetting his life away
• his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• The Little Boy and his Dogs
• Spike Jones and his City Slickers
• Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
• His chocolate stained lips
• trumpet of his rump
• Picked his bones in whispers
• The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose
• too big for his britches
• His Name Is Alive
• Atom and His Package
• How the Camel Got His Hump
• Pascal on his deathbed
• The Ass and His Masters
• Johnny Got His Gun
• How Pac-Man got his name
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Innocent contact with his flesh
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Orpheus and his Twice Dead bride, Eurydice
• 32 Reasons Andrew Deserves His Door
• lawnjart spills his guts to the press
• Requiem for What's His Name
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• How the Scarecrow Displayed His Wisdom
• His Dark Materials
• Tolkien Spinning in His Grave
• To Each His Own
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• EDB reads his Message Inbox
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• On His Blindness
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• The Ass and His Shadow
• His Royal Highness
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• Toward his impossible light
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 4
• An Irish Airman foresees his Death
• the moile with the clocks in his window
• i like his madness
• His mournful lamenting, like smoke on the mountains
• Bless his Heart
• Von Kempelen and his Discovery
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• Tokusan holds his bowl
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• The Horse and His Boy
• Valediction to His Book
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• And then I broke his nose
• Justin Trudeau's eulogy for his father, Pierre Elliott Trudeau
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Eli Whitney and his Patent
• Their feet grow dark with his blood
• Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
• I went to visit his grave
• The Gift, the Giver, the Rebel, the Thief, and the Stranger and his Glue
• In the Springtime of His Voodoo
• His Majesty the Scarecrow
• and then his words silenced my noisy thought
• The Old Man and His Big Toe
• I cried in his arms
• His Toniness
• We decorated his van with crayons and fluorescent paints
• Sokath, his eyes uncovered
• And in His Brave Court
• His Fraudulency
• His Desire
• drop a piano on his head
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• How the King Changed His Mind
• A Boy and His Blob
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• His Flames Are Joys
• Zuigan calls his own master
• Tolstoy's use of his characters to bring forth his themes
• his own tongue (user)
• Beelzebub's Tales to His Grandson
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• The Boy with the Thorn in His Side
• His hips know the original dance
• Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
• On His Having Arrived at the Age of Twenty-Three
• de Molay recanted his confession
• Spinning in his grave
• Touch the Hem of His Garment
• Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
• His girlfriend
• The General in his Labyrinth
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• Nicole Oresme and his Philosophies: An Example of Medieval Scientific Thought
• His Serene Highness Prince Rainier III
• A guitar is easy in his hands / so is an airplane / so is a pen
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• The Brazier and His Dog
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• How the Whale Got His Throat
• Let the earth hear his voice
• To His Coy Mistress
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• pull the steel wool over his eyes
• Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
• If a geek.boy wrote poetry to his geek.girl
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 2
• God's in His Heaven, All's Right With the World
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 5
• The Fisherman and his Soul
• Phosphor reading by His own Light
• The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
• My Uncle, on His 80th Birthday
• up his own arse
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• Kissing a man all over his face
• His 'N' Hers
• Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
• The Ass and His Driver
• Yes, I put Nair in his shampoo
• When the foeman bares his steel
• Tucker: The Man And His Dream
• The Colour Of His Voice
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
• The Fisherman and His Wife
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden

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