Findings:

• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Better him than me
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Know me better, and love me better
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Helping people cheat
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• let me know who you are now.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• I Know Who Killed Me
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• better off with him than here with me
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• better than Radiohead
• A modem is better than nothing
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• Better Than Ezra
• Even better than the real thing
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• who knows what dreaminess lurks in the cheek pouches of hamsters
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I Know Not How It Falls on Me
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• Better Dead Than Red
• Treatment of corporations
• The book is better than the movie
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• never know who told it best
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• Love, it's who you know.
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• They Know Me
• It doesn't get any better than this
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• Better than Life
• I can do much better than this
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• A determination to do better than
• You should know better
• I was a homeless bum
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Better Than Bouillon
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• No One Knows Who I Am
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Some Days are Better than Others
• I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• all other times are better than 6 am
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• a woman who knows nothing
• What Everything does better than anything else
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Better the devil you know
• Original better than the sequel
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• There's no better mirror than a child
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
• Eye contact at a distance
• Better safe than sorry
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• better than natural
• Tickling is better than sex
• better than the best
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Indigenous people are better than you
• Better than kicking him into next week
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• Better than Sex
• Better Than Sex Cake
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• you know better
• for() is better than while()
• The less you know, the better you sleep
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• A Better Version of Me
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• Better blatant than latent
• You aren't better than human
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• Things that are better than sex
• You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
• leave it better than you found it
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• Ducks are better than rabbits
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Do you know me?
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• better than half my insides
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Two heads are better than one
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Better Than Garbo
• Half a loaf is better than none
• Rebeca Martinez
• What can be better than that?
• Recognizing a porn star as someone you know
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• better late than never
• There were times better than this
• I know they are watching me
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.

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